Forever Einstein
Opportunity Crosses the Bridge
1. Everybody here is broke, so stop complaining, OK? 2:23
2. This ain't Disneyland 2:02
3. My friends made fun of my pants 2:10
4. antimony 0:36
5. Big fun in the basement 2:05
6. boron 0:54
7. Appliances du sauvage 2:20
8. carbon 0:51
9. Lift and separate 2:35
10. einsteinium 0:42
11. What's that on your shirt? 2:21
12. europium 1:14
13. More of the same for me, please 2:42
14. hydrogen 0:56
15. Team fight song 2:07
16. mercury 0:26
17. This is America, why should I have to mow my own lawn? 2:27
18. neon 0:43
19. Hercules pushes giant goats over the cliff and watches as the 2:23
20. oxygen 0:54
21. Shut that thing off and come to bed 1:54
22. phosphorus 0:36
23. Nude hula 1:52
24. radium 0:48
25. Sheba wore no nylons 2:11
26. tin 0:44
27. She wears her dead mother's hat 4:23
28. On the way to Chartres we stopped and walked through the fiel 1:25
29. Bye bye, Barbie 3:52